Super Smash Hero

Well, it happened. Someone was crazy enough to make a Guitar Hero version of the kirby super smash bros. theme. First, click the "kirby sings" link, then search for "falcon pawwww super smash hero" on youtube. Weird...

Burnham

Have you heard of Bo Burnham? He is a comedic songster/genius. Watch some of his songs on youtube and you'll see why he is so good. My personal favorites?

• Cookout
• My Whole Family
• A Day in the Life

Just be warned, his stuff is pretty "edgy" (language+irreverency, but if you watch YTAS, it shouldn't be too bad)

FIRE IT UP!!!!

Fire it up, because the ocean breathes salty. It's a never-ending math equation that made us march into the sea while spitting venom at most everyone we know. Did this make no sense to you? If so, you do not know the band Modest Mouse. Although previous readers have heard me mention this before, I cannot stress enough the awesomeness of this band! Listen to them, because this is a long drive for someone with nothing to think about and we were dead before the ship even sank which is good news for people who love bad news. Listen to the music!

Recommendation

Hi, y'all. Sorry for the Southern accent, but I just had a thought. If you are on this website then you should get a Google account so you can comment on my posts. If you already have an account, start commenting, ye lazy buggers!

Poll

Sorry about this, but I spelled phantom wrong on the poll. Instead of pahntom it should say phantom mezza-mezza. Get voting!

Quite funny Quote

Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."

F-minus Note

Sorry, but the F-Minus has mysteriously shrunk and is unreadable. To view it, right-click on it and press View Image. It's really funny!

Poll Data

The polls are now closed and here is the data. Most people are men who rock and create Frankenstein's monster. New polls coming soon!

YTAS

Mysteriously, there is yet another YTAS episode on the site called "The Other Abridged Movie". The opening japanese subtitles are priceless! Watch it!

Cruel Wisdom

There's no "I" in team. However, there is meat. The moral is bring steak to football games.